Jon Hamm has a lot to be happy about. The third season of Mad Men is kicking off in a couple of weeks; he was nominated for two Emmy Awards for his work on Mad Men and 30 Rock; and he’s very likely the Second Coming of Christ. So if anyone deserves a vacation, it’s him. And thanks to one of our beloved readers, who clearly stalks the actor in the most well-meaning way possible (Ed. Note: I don’t think I’m talking about myself but who knows…), we’ve been sent these exclusive photos of Jon Hamm trying his best not to be handsome while on vacation.
The only problem is: THAT IS AN IMPOSSIBILITY. Take this photo, no seriously, we need to scoop our reproductive organs out with our hands and offer them to a handful of Gods at the top of a Mayan pyramid in exchange for a whiff of the Ralph Lauren cologne strip on the other side of the following fake ad campaign:
LOOK AT THIS GQ MOTHERF**KER RIGHT HERE: He doesn’t even HAVE TO USE HIS FEET TO CATCH A MOTHERF**KING BALL:
SPOILER ALERT: He caught it:
(Many pics ahead… do yourself a favor and click.)
Does this dog even have any idea what the hell is happening? That he is the luckiest dog on the face of the planny?? Even though when Hamm’s arm flung the ball, he’s so strong he set if off into orbit with the dog not far behind? No really, this dog is probably circling the Earth right now:
Also working in Hamm’s favor? He plays
Rummy Cube Rummikub, a game I thought only my Grandparents played from the grave:
And he plays it… while drinking beer… with someone who was on The Amazing Race:
So effortless. These photos, for the record, have caused every single girl and around 4 boys on my floor here at the MTV/VH1 building to hyperventilate, so be warned:
Even wearing costume pieces from the set of Weekend at Bernie’s, he’s still flyyyyy:
Here’s to hoping this isn’t too much of a violation of privacy. It’s just, people need to see these. Because we have so little to live for as Americans.
With many thanks,