We were all sorts of shocked when we saw the news that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian had broken up. They had just been in Africa together two weeks ago hanging out with lion cubs, and Kim always looked so great lying on Reggie when he did push ups! What could possibly tear them apart? A source who confirmed the split said, “Nobody cheated. This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions.”
Really? Kim had often gushed about marrying the hunky football player and once said, “of course, I would say yes!” when asked about a pending proposal. Perhaps this blind item about a sleazy, cheating sports star had something to do with their split?
Join us now, as we look back on Reggie and Kim as they once were: happy, in love and forever stuck on the D-List of celebrity couples. R.I.P. Bushdashian. (Seriously, how come we never called them that? Fail.)