- Mel Gibson got punchy while out at a club. [DListed]
- Lindsay Lohan goes back to blonde but stays crazy. [PITNB]
- Joe Jackson claims that Michael Jackson‘s secret son is real, even though everyone else has denied it, including the kid in question. [Popeater]
- Jennifer Aniston is set to make a new movie about horny older women, called – wait for it – Pumas. [PopSugar]
- Roseanne hammers that final nail in the coffin that is her career. [BWE]
- George Clooney‘s new lady friend is rumored to have been a porn star. [LaineyGossip]
- Try not to freak out, comedy nerds: Amy Poehler is coming back to Weekend Update! [Jezebel]
- Finally, there’s a cake to give all those sweet, sugar-crazed Twilight fans in your life. [Videogum]
