Mischa Barton Also Needs Fashion Rehab



We are really pleased that Mischa Barton spent some time in rehab recently. We really hope it’s done her a lot of good, and that there’ll be less incidents of the starlet rocking up to events clearly off her tree and pretty miserable. We’re really happy that she’s dyed her hair a shade of brown — doesn’t it look nice? Um, we’re really pleased she’s smiling in this photo, too — isn’t she pretty?

OK, we’ve ran out of positive things to say, now. That dress, dear God, the dress! Mischa! Please stay sober and everything, but we cannot be supportive of such a heinous gathering of fabric, ever. Did you wear this for a bet? Or was it from the set of your new show?  Or do you need a fashion “sponsor” to accompany you now at all times, gently urging you to step away from the cutaway Lycra bondage dresses? [Photo: Splash News Online]

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