Twilight won 11 Teen Choice Awards last night. The only award it didn’t win? Best Supporting Actress, which went to Catherine Keener for her dramatic turn in Synecdoche, New York.
G.I. Joe led the weekend box office with $56.2 million, thus completing the transformation of my childhood memories into a giant blob of nondescript CGI-ness.
Frank Langella has signed on for Wall Street II: Money Never Sleeps (yes, that’s the actual title). He’ll be the one to deliver the memorable trailer line, “When the President is greedy, it’s not illegal!”
Elisabeth Hasselbeckgave birth to a baby boy, Isaiah. Countdown to obligatory tv-personality bragging about how smart/funny their child is? Three seconds.