In between fist bumps, kisses, and Spencer Pratt checking his four cell phones, the reality show couple everyone loves to hate dished to the September issue of Playboy, where Heidi Montag appears on the cover, on their steamy sex life, nemesis Lauren Conrad, and plastic surgery.
Heidi To Spencer On Their Sex Life: “I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love. Or to experience a day with 20 to 30 orgasms. Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of every day.
Spencer On Watching Heidi Shoot For Playboy: “Oh, it was f%&king torture! I got the biggest case of blueballs in history. I wanted to shut down production after every outfit change so I could enjoy you all to myself. I suggest they bring something like that to Guantanamo Bay, actually. Who needs waterboarding when you can have Heidi Montag posing in these outfits in front of you, in front of the ocean, and not be able to make a move on her? I’m not kidding. It was torture.”
Spencer on Heidi suggesting she enlarge her breasts more: “Don’t do it for me, Heidi. I think you have the best custom made breasts in the world right now. I don’t need you to make any changes. I’m already driving a Bugatti every day.”
Heidi On Lauren Conrad: “The millions of people waiting for season six of The Hills love us. And it’s not about Lauren Conrad, because she’s not even on the show this season. Which is fine with me.”
Check back tomorrow for photos from inside Heidi’s Playboy issue and what the truth was behind Lauren Conrad’s sex tape – and Heidi’s future plastic surgery plans. [Photo: Courtesy of Playboy]