Gossip Break: Brad Pitt Doesn’t Think He Has A Chance

• Michael Jackson‘s plastic surgeon dishes the dirt on the late King of Pop’s transformation. [Allure]

• Brad Pitt may be hot, but doesn’t have a chance if he runs for mayor of New Orleans. [Popeater]

• Khloe Kardashian has a funny excuse for why she had a vial of nose candy in her purse. [DListed]

• Lilo is back at work, and in a bikini. [PopSugar]

• Britney Spears spent $3,000 on 15 minutes! [PITNB]

• Abbie Cornish talks about being accused of busting up Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe‘s marriage. [JustJared]

• Minka Kelly doesn’t like Kate Hudson? [Gawker]

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