Ping! An email arrived in TheFabLife’s London inbox breathlessly announcing the release of one Oksana Grigorieva’s new album. And why should we care? Why, because she’s humping Mel Gibson and is knocked up with his baby. And if we weren’t aware of this fact, the press release makes it abundantly clear.
“Beautiful Heartache is the debut album from classically-trained musician and songwriter Oksana Grigorieva, released by Mel Gibson’s Icon Distribution … the Mel Gibson-directed videos for “Say My Name” and “Beautiful Heartache” are currently available for free download… Actor/Director Mel Gibson heard her perform and was astounded by her skillful mastery of the keyboard, saying, “My jaw dropped as I watched her perform Chopin and Rachmaninoff effortlessly.”…Soon Gibson’s Icon Distribution stepped forward with a deal and work started on what would become Beautiful Heartache,” it reads. Believe us, it goes on a bit more than this.
Aw. It’s as if we’re led to believe classical fan Mel just couldn’t believe the amazing body talent in front of him, and magnanimously has brought her music to the world, to share with us. Isn’t he kind? And not blinded by sex at all! [Photo: AFP]