The Secret to Avatar’s Success? Blue Robert Pattinson

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The Avatar trailer, released last week in HD, left a little something to be desired. That something being plot, better sound effects, and even the slightest idea of what the hell is going on. Who were these blue alien people, why did they have dread locks, and how did dinosaurs get involved? Were the real questions.

But blogger and former BWE Intern Erin Winterbottom seems to have unlocked the cash code which will lead to a box office windfall for Avatar director James Cameron. Namely, that the main character looks exactly like Robert Pattinson:

bLUE ROBERT PATTINSON

Indeed the broad head, animal eyes, fangs, blue pallor… Avatar will be Twilight + Alien Sex – Strung Outiness. They may have just sold me on it.

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