Which aspect of this photo makes the most sense:
A) The Radio City Rockettes and Santa Claus stopping traffic for a lengthy choreographed celebration in the middle of August. Or…
B) The presence of an unambiguously hateful Lawrence Tynes, the New York Giants’ placekicker?
It’s a tough one, but I’m gonna cheat and go with both A and B and multiply it by a million.
After the jump, more pictures of this sensemaking jamboree:
The Rockettes pulling some kind of Mortal Kombat Johnny Cage teleportation kick:
Wide shot. A wider shot would reveal stopped cabs and swearing.
Confetti! Note Tynes clapping in the right of the frame, while subtly glancing around for potential escape manholes.