England Forces Baby Pig to Suckle Dog Teat; Splodes Many an Ovary in the Process

by Michelle COLLINS

Perhaps no other country has its finger on the pulse of the perverse world of interspecies friendships more than England, whose newspapers have gaggles of reporters dedicated to such headlines. Take the following:

Abandoned piglet is lost and hound: Giant farm dog saves baby pig’s bacon by adopting it as one of its own

Surely, this can’t be as cute as it sounds, right?

DOG AND PIG MOM AND KID 2

Oh F*ck.

DOG AND PIG MOM AND KID 3

England…

DOG AND PIG MOM AND KID 1

We never thought we’d say this… but…

DOG AND PIG MOM AND KID 4

YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!