Twilight Porn Parody Will Most Definitely Involve Sucking

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Oh my God you guys that is not what I meant!!! I meant “sucking” because it’s vampires!!!! And vampires have oral sex with one another!!!!!!! Grow up!!!!!!!!

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Yep, the Twilight porns are-a-comin’! I wonder if they’ll manage to subjugate women as successfully as the original (Heyooo!!!)

Also, porn version of Twilight? Isn’t that called True Blood?? BOOOM!!! Thank you folks, I’ll be here all week! And another thing — what if President Bush were a 7/11 clerk? Ever wonder what that would be like?? I think it might sound uhhhlittlesomething… like this…

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