BREAKING NEWS: 15 Seconds Of Paula Promo Footage Unearthed

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Above is the extended cut of the jokey employment-office commercial that VH1 Divas host Paula Abdul appeared in to promote the show. Take all the time you need to process the fact that we are offering you 15 seconds of additional Paula hilarity. Take more than 15 seconds, even. But, whoa, 15 seconds of footage. That’s 15 million microseconds, people. That’s a microsecond for each American that suffers heartburn daily or a microsecond for each overweight Canadian.  We are far, far too good to you. You are very welcome.

VH1 Divas premieres Thursday, Sept. 17 at 9/8c.

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