Natalie Portman Shows Off Her Camel Toe

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Natalie Portman was spotted by some Israeli Paparazzi (which is apparently a thing) eating dinner while in Tel Aviv, Israel. And in very un-Natalie-like fashion, the actress is giving us a double-helping of camel toe:

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Muhhhhliterally. Natalie, someone who has to try very, very hard to look anything but gamine and beautiful, was seen sporting a dress from the Yogi Bear line of “Pic-a-nic Dresses”, and the dreaded Nike Air Rifts, shoes that really hug a woman’s big toe for the world to admire.

GFACEKILLAHThese photos come on the heels of news that Wu-Tang Clan’s Ghostface Killah is dedicating a song off of his new album to Natalie, a fan of hardcore rap. Ghostface Killah had this brilliance to spout to Page Six:

I read in some interview she did in something called Interview magazine that she likes obscene rap music. When I read that, it was, like, ‘Oh, [bleep], she would love the [bleep] I got right here on this album!’ It was wild, ’cause I remember her as the little girl in ‘The Professional,’ and now she’s all about the wild [bleep]. Yo, if you see her, give her my number. Tell her we gotta make some music together.

Note to Natalie: *whispered* That means he wants to have sex with you.

More photos of Natalie enjoying a relaxing dinner on a balmy Tel Aviv night ahead…

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