Kanye Apologizes For Being An Idiot

by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

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Prepare yourself for a ton of exclamation points and a whole lotta nonsense.  Kanye West has apologized to Taylor Swift on his blog (which we can’t access right now because an army of TSwift fans has swarmed it for a g-rated takedown, probably). Enjoy his rant below (via Rolling Stone); we’re off to nurse our VMAs hangover with some “True Blood” and a gallon of wine. [Photo: Getty Images]

“I’m sooooo sorry to taylor swift and her fans and her mom. I spoke to her mother right after and she said the same thing my mother would’ve said. She is very talented! I like the lyrics about being a cheerleader and she’s in the bleachers! …………………… i’m in the wrong for going on stage and taking away from her moment!……………. beyonce’s video was the best of this decade! I’m sorry to my fans if I let you guys down! I’m sorry to my friends at mtv. I will apologize to taylor 2mrw. welcome to the real world! everybody wanna booooo me but i’m a fan of real pop culture! No disrespect but we watchin’ the show at the crib right now cause … well you know! i’m still happy for taylor! Boooyaaawwww! you are very very talented! I gave my awards to outkast when they deserved it over me… that’s what it is!! i’m not crazy yall, i’m just real. Sorry for that! I really feel bad for taylor and i’m sincerely sorry! Much respect!!”