TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras has all but changed my life, in that it has made me reconsider the entire “procreation” situation, what with my ovaries and all. But every now and again, a little pageant child comes along that makes me thing “You know what? Maybe this entire ‘make my own person’ thing isn’t all that bad?” And that child… is ~*Sparkal Queenz*~.
Yes, that is her name. Sparkal Queenz. Talented? Sure, if you’re this guy. She’s not the greatest of singers… but that hasn’t stopped Lil Mz. Queenz from, according to her mother, creating her own Youtube channel that has thousands of fans! Or, you know, like… 2 fans. (Mr. and Mrs. Queenz.) 3 now!
Here is Sparkal’s music video for the Rihanna‘s “Disturbia”. Yes… Youtube allows videos of Toddlers doing this. 3:17 is also, coincidentally, the trailer for the upcoming horror porn Muppet Saw Babies. Disturbia indeed.
Then, of course, there was Cassidy, who will so very obviously one day grow up to be an animal and maybe person killer. And if you think that’s wrong to say, then you obviously missed the episode.