We don’t think we can cope with any more dazzling news from the dazzling superhuman that is Gisele Bundchen. Not only is she a stunningly beautiful supermodel, she’s married a superfit football player. Then she gets knocked up with a sure-to-be stunningly beautiful baby and continues to look stylish and neatly pregnant while doing so. Then she is announced as a new United Nations Goodwill ambassador for the environment.
And now she’s learning to fly a bloody helicopter. No schlepping around the shops with swollen ankles and a miserable I-just-want-to-sit-down-and-eat-cake pregnancy face for Gisele! No, she’s off getting her pilots’ license and impressing the hell out of her instructor while learning to fly, of course. “She’s fantastic at flying the helicopter. She is very smooth and professional and she listens,” gushes her teacher Keith Douglass.
Grrr. Grrr. Grrr.