- Kristin Cavallari apologizes to the world for introducing Spencer to Heidi, but the world does not forgive her. [LimeLife]
- Whoaaa, Lady Gaga before she discovered peroxide and no-pants. We can’t look away. [PopEater]
- Here’s some Ferris Bueller-related math we can get behind. [Buzzfeed]
- Janet Jackson moves on from her grief over MJ’s death at Fashion Week. [PITNB]
- “Vacation” star Randy Quaid and his wife are arrested for burglary and general craziness. [Celebitchy]
- Doncha wish your girlfriend was unemployed like me? [AnythingHollywood]
- Jay-Z teaches Oprah how to rap, we assume she will have her handlers wipe the dirt off her shoulder. [ConcreteLoop]
- Hey hipster, need a Halloween idea? Be a wild thing. [Jezebel]
