John Mayer Is An “Inventive Lover,” World Cringes


We have long since stopped envying the billions of celebrity women who’ve passed through John Mayer‘s revolving bedroom door, and now his latest quote has made us even more grossed out. “I have great balance and co-ordination. Inventiveness. I am a very inventive lover – that’s the secret to my success,” he’s reportedly said.

Blee! Now we’re just picturing how he “inventively” shagged Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Aniston, Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson… and we wish we weren’t.

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