Rhys Ifans Wants Us To Know He’s Crazy

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“That Kate Moss is a party animal – but so am I. I played that crazy nutjob Spike in Notting Hill about four thousand years ago, you know, and people still think I’m him so I have to live up to the reputation. No matter that I’m a 41-year-old thesp who was in that godawful bucket-load of crapness known as Pirate Radio – I’m still cool! So damn cool I stick a pair of flowers in my ears when coming out of the Ivy Club. Well, I was with Kate Moss, innit? And she’s such a caner I thought I’d show her I can do mental crazy sh*t too! Wooo!”

A peek into the mind of Rhys Ifans last night. Probably.

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