Didn’t She Just Have A Baby?

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We’re sure we read reports somewhere of Nicole Richie giving birth to a son called Sparrow (which in the UK, is a name for a very small bird. Ahem) but we must have been mistaken. Because surely someone could not have given  birth a little over just two weeks ago and proceed to look as cool and sleek as she does here, stepping out with babydaddy Joel Madden to watch Selena Gomez in concert. (Hey, whatever floats your boat.)

Seriously, is this woman even real? We’re starting to doubt it. [Photo: /Splash News Online]

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Gossip Break!

  • Try not to vomit up your $4 Lean Cuisine lunch – Kristin Cavallari got $90,000 AN EPISODE to be on “The Hills.” Even worse, Heidi Montag snagged $100,000 per ep. Yep, we’ve now got a case of the sads. [Gawker]
  • “Celebrity Rehab” star Tawny Kitaen has been nusted for a DUI. What would Dr. Drew say?  [PopEater]
  • Jude Law wants a DNA test to prove his alleged new daughter is really his own. [DListed]
  • Er, shizz gets awkward when a cell phone goes off in the middle of Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig‘s new play. [Buzzfeed]
  • Jessica Alba has gone redhead. [PopSugar]
  • Super bachelor George Clooney still has a girlfriend. [LaineyGossip]
  • Finally, we know how many pregnancy tests Kourtney Kardashian took before figuring out she was knocked up. [Jezebel]
  • New cast member Jenny Slate (who we know from the NYC comedy scene, and who is awesome) dropped an F-Bomb on her first episode of “Saturday Night Live.” So f*cking what? [Vulture]