- Try not to vomit up your $4 Lean Cuisine lunch – Kristin Cavallari got $90,000 AN EPISODE to be on “The Hills.” Even worse, Heidi Montag snagged $100,000 per ep. Yep, we’ve now got a case of the sads. [Gawker]
- “Celebrity Rehab” star Tawny Kitaen has been nusted for a DUI. What would Dr. Drew say? [PopEater]
- Jude Law wants a DNA test to prove his alleged new daughter is really his own. [DListed]
- Er, shizz gets awkward when a cell phone goes off in the middle of Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig‘s new play. [Buzzfeed]
- Jessica Alba has gone redhead. [PopSugar]
- Super bachelor George Clooney still has a girlfriend. [LaineyGossip]
- Finally, we know how many pregnancy tests Kourtney Kardashian took before figuring out she was knocked up. [Jezebel]
- New cast member Jenny Slate (who we know from the NYC comedy scene, and who is awesome) dropped an F-Bomb on her first episode of “Saturday Night Live.” So f*cking what? [Vulture]
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