Kim Kardashian And Reggie Bush: Back Together



We probably should have known something was up when we woke up this morning to the sound of angels singing and walked outside to see a swarm of doves flying together in the shape of a heart. Yes, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have reunited as a couple! (Cue anti-climactic fart noise.)

“Yes, they are back together,” revealed an insider. “They took a few months off and couldn’t be apart. The time away was needed so that they could figure out what their priorities were.”

Kim apparently got lonely at her sister Khloe‘s wedding (no one to dance the “Macarena” with, probably) and hustled her booty down to New Orleans to reconcile with her ex. Surely it must just be love and fate – and not a desperate bid for attention after Kim’s sisters Kourtney and Khloe scored press for their pregnancy and wedding – that brought them back together, right? [Photo: GettyImages]

Gossip Break!

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  • Finally, we know how many pregnancy tests Kourtney Kardashian took before figuring out she was knocked up. [Jezebel]
  • New cast member Jenny Slate (who we know from the NYC comedy scene, and who is awesome) dropped an F-Bomb on her first episode of “Saturday Night Live.” So f*cking what? [Vulture]
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