Following Lindsay Lohan‘s madcap antics in Paris, we shouldn’t be surprised that Michael Lohan has taken to the media to express his concern about his daughter’s chemical intake. “I’m going to get her off these prescription drugs she’s on,” Papa Lohan told Radar Online. “You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t. Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of the prescription drugs. She can’t be herself. When you hug her she’s like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way—in a bad way.” Father to daughter! Father to daughter! You are broken, but he is hoping!
So why is Michael telling us about the “fungus” that once was his daughter? Because the oft-imprisoned father/celebrity boxer has no other way of expressing his concern. “The Lindsay Lohan I lived with when I was married was a focused, intelligent, gifted girl that needed no prescription medication, no assistance from a therapist. Whoever the people are that came into her life and convinced her otherwise should be thrown in jail, because they’re the same type of people who are responsible for the deaths of Heath Ledger, Michael Jackson and DJ AM.” Yes, clearly what Lindsay needs is Michael’s steady hand of support. After all, look what his guidance has done for Jon Gosselin.
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