NBC Cancels Glee From Thanksgiving Parade to Make Room for 489,000 Lb Jay Leno Balloon

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Gleeks out there, rip your shoes off and throw your rings to the ground, because sh*t just got real.

NBC has gone ahead and taken the Glee cast performance out of its 2009 Thanksgiving Day Parade Line-up. Now, sure, most if not all of the performances are over-rehearsed lipsynched pieces of garbage. Still, that is no excuse from depriving us of the “live” stylings from this year’s hottest scripted musical act. Could it possi-glee stem from the fact that NBC is a touch jealous of the show’s success? Sort of. EW says the amount of people asked to perform amounted to too much promotion for a show on another network.

When asked about his thoughts on the removal, show creator Ryan Murphy had this to say:

“I completely understand NBC’s position, and look forward to seeing a Jay Leno float.”

Le-noooo thank you.

DO-NOT-WANT-LENO

There’s really only one way NBC can make this up to us: Tracy Morgan sings the hits, live.