Oh Dear God, Our Eyes

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Enough people have taken a pop at Katie Price in recent times – and yeah, we have too – and it’s not nice to kick an attention-seeking fame-junkie when she’s down, is it? But it’s just too damn easy when the celebrity also known as Jordan steps out looking like this.

The too-small bustier, eye-watering boobage and bright blue stripper heels would be crimes enough on their own. But the skirt made of peacock feathers deserves some shock and awe credits of its own. And we were so drawn to the unholy creation of the skirt that we nearly missed the gravity defying hair. Gah. Someone get this woman a non-blind stylist, quick!