The music video for our favorite person alive Adam Lambert’s “Time For Miracles”, from the 2012 soundtrack, is here. It features our chosen one walking amongst some of the finest doomsday CGI Hollywood has to offer… that, or stock footage from the L.A. Riots. Either way, Lambert painfully strolls through these various atrocities with what we *think* was meant to be “end of world” soot all over his face, but what ends up reading on camera as Slumdog Millionaire 2 cinnamon face. They’ve also gone ahead and put his God-given blue-ice-rays (eyes) through some sort of “dazzle remover”, the true first sign of the Apocalypse. Because you know if it was the real Apocky, Lambert would be wearing glitter stilts, an emerald-studded thong, actual Eagle wings ripped off a sad endangered bastard and LSD-mittens. He wouldn’t be running around L.A. wearing Nicholas Cage’s “City of Angels” wardrobe, that’s for sure.
All that being said, it’s good to see him back and beginning his career in epic scale, as only he could. We kid out of love:
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Michelle, you bitch”, it starts, “it’s a music video about our own impending combustion as a planet. What else could it look like?” Good question, friend. In our diseased minds, the video is much the same: Chaos, fire, asteroids, collapse. Only our dear Lambert is already in a rocketship headed to his home Planet, Mars, Spaceballs style, saying “Peace Out, Bitches” to our ever-so-charred bodies as he remains perfectly intact, armed with the story of what a “fun” planet we once were. Sort of like this “Mythical Narrative: Tales of a Fierce One, The Journey from Planet Fierce.” In fact… exactly like this:
MTV News has more info on Adam’s video. And some good news! it took 5 listens, but I’m finally singing “Time For Miracles” in the office. Success.