“The Real House Babies of New Jersey” To Be Bravo’s Next Hit Show

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IN-TOUCH-HOUSEBABIES

This title is what we WOULD be typing if Bravo Executives realized what a HIT TV SHOW smelled like. (Ed. Note: I know they do.) Check out the freshly baked babies of Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Teresa and Jacqueline. The one on the left, the little girl wearing a selection from the Bea Arthur on the River Styx collection… her name is Audrina. And the little boy? You know, the one on the right who looks like tiny Samuel L. Jackson? His name is Nicholas.

The fashion shoot was courtesy of a spread with In Touch Weekly, and shows that the babies are in good, for sure cancerous, hands. It tells the readers that certain people in this world were born into class, wealth, and good taste. But try to fly above the haters on this one. Because chances are, these kids will grow up to live here:

JERSEY-JAIL

In jail. Because there is no way they are going to grow up and not break the law/murder a person. Also we just really wanted to see those happy baby faces behind bars. Our bad.