Jessica Biel Is “F—–g Engaged”…In A New Movie!

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How much do you want to bet Jessica Biel chose this gig just to see the headlines? Justin Timberlake‘s longtime girlfriend is set to star in the indie comedy F—–g Engaged. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the film is “about a couple who make a pact to have sex every day leading to their wedding so they don’t turn into their crusty old parents.” Not to look a gifthorse named “Jessical Biel sex scene” in the mouth, but why would daily coitus before the wedding affect the decades to follow? Wouldn’t it make more sense for them to do this after the nuptials? And doesn’t frequent fornication increase one’s general degree of crustiness (yeah, we went there)?

Though the break-up rumors have died down since Timberlake and Biel went on a hand-holding spree, there will be plenty of time for things to go sour before she starts taking her one-a-day. Way to force the question, Jess!

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