What Lies Within Brad’s Beard

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Brad Pitt showed up at an Inglourious Basterds press conference in Tokyo today with a gnarly goatee. Just because he’s one of the most gorgeous men in the world doesn’t mean he can walk away from this facial travesty unscathed. That unkempt mess on his otherwise handsome mug has bred dreadlocks, which got us speculating what else he’s storing in there.

  • Rarely seen babies Knox and Vivienne
  • His busted “favorite” motorcycle
  • A vintage copy of People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive issue circa 1995
  • His Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor in Twelve Monkeys

The possibilities are endless. Here’s hoping his pretty face comes out of hiding, and soon. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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