What Lies Within Brad’s Beard



Brad Pitt showed up at an Inglourious Basterds press conference in Tokyo today with a gnarly goatee. Just because he’s one of the most gorgeous men in the world doesn’t mean he can walk away from this facial travesty¬†unscathed. That unkempt mess on his otherwise handsome mug has bred dreadlocks, which got us speculating what else he’s storing in there.

  • Rarely seen babies Knox and Vivienne
  • His busted “favorite” motorcycle
  • A vintage copy of People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive issue circa 1995
  • His Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor in Twelve Monkeys

The possibilities are endless. Here’s hoping his pretty face comes out of hiding, and soon. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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