Jon Gosselin is one smooth smoothie. Everyone’s favorite daddy brought flowers to an arbitration meeting with estranged wife Kate Gosselin Saturday.”This has been called the real-life War of the Roses,” said JoGo’s lawyer and partner in camera whoredom Mark Heller. “And he brought that as a peace offering to break the ice and try to bring the war to an end.” Anyone want to confess to calling this a real-life War of the Roses? Cuz we sure didn’t.
Unsurprisingly, his former missus wasn’t too impressed and rejected the gesture. “He told the press he brought the flowers as a peace offering but Kate knows he just did it for attention,” a source told Radar. “You can’t go on TV and say you despise someone and then bring them roses. Kate is keeping her focus on pushing this divorce through as fast as possible.” Since JoGo’s cool with Kate receiving primary custody (like he wants those brats in his NYC apartment every weekend), the divorce may be wrapped up before the end of the year. Soon those flowers could be for you, ladies!
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