As promised, Us Weekly has posted a voicemail Tiger Woods left for “Tool Academy” star and alleged mistress Jaimee Grubbs. While not specific about his reasons, Woods sure didn’t want wife Elin Nordegren getting in touch with her (listen below the jump).
“Hey, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”
Hmm…if Tiger was worried about the missus learning Jaimee’s full name from her voicemail, wonder what he had her under in his phone? “Sidepiece #2″? Or maybe “#3″? In Touch Weekly says Woods was also getting down with nightclub manager Kalika Moquin last month in Vegas. “They met up on October 27 in his room at the MGM Grand,” says their source. They’ve been friends for three years.”
And what’s the National Enquirer‘s latest contribution to the dogpile? That Tiger’s company actually paid for Rachel Uchitel‘s Australian getaway, despite the 9/11 widow’s claims that their being down under at the same time was strictly coincidental. Tiger. Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. Dude. This doesn’t look good. Just give Elin half your bank account now. Actually, make that 3/4ths. [Photo: Us Magazine]