It has now been one week since Tiger Woods crashed his car following an argument with wife Elin Nordegren, and the rumors about his infidelities are only getting juicier. Following the sex and violence, it shouldn’t be any surprise today’s gossip is all about drugs. Rachel Uchitel reportedly bragged to friends that she and the golfer were fond of spicing their hook ups with Ambien. “You know you have crazier sex on Ambien—you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.” Take a second to form a clear mental picture of what she’s describing, folks.
Ambien may not have been Tiger’s only vice. Jaimee Grubbs—the Tool Academy star who released his voicemail—worked until recently at a California marijuana store, according to Radar. While no one’s suggesting the pair had crazy marijuana sex yet, we’re sure an “insider” will crawl out to discuss that possibility shortly. Dude was so boring for so long, we all forgot that his name is Tiger.
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