Tiger Woods‘ giant bank account is about to get a wee bit smaller. Gatorade has dropped the golfer’s beverage brand – Tiger Focus – from its line of energy drinks. The company is claiming this decision was made long before it was revealed that Tiger’s man club had putted in lots and lots of lady greens, but we don’t buy it. Excuses, excuses, Gatorade!
Okay, maybe they’re not totally full of BS – apparently sales of the drink were down 34% in October. In a statement last month after Tiger’s car, uh, accident, the company said: “We wish Tiger well as he recovers and look forward to seeing him on the course soon…Our partnership with Tiger continues.”
What does Tiger need to recover from – loads and loads of kinky Ambien sex? Sounds like an energy drink could really help him get through his sexual workouts. [Photo: GettyImages]