Techno and Chickens Unite In Video Featuring Our Favorite Two Things Ever

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Our love for techno remains a secret between only our ears and our skeletal, worn out headphones. Our love for chickens, however, is perhaps one of the most well known things about us. Which is why the harmony of the following video is such a beautiful thing. Good morning, America. Meet the techno chicken. I swear this bastard was at Karma on Jersey Shore last night.

(thanks as always to Buzzfeed)