TLC has successfully won a preliminary injunction against Jon Gosselin, which will keep him from seeking deals or giving interviews that aren’t approved by the Jon & Kate Plus 8 network until at least April 2010, when their $5 million breach-of-contract lawsuit against daddy dearest reaches trial. Though Jon’s lawyers argued his shenanigans caused “no irreparable harm” and improved ratings, the judge still found JoGo in the wrong for…well, everything.
Unless they can reach a settlement, this injuction presumably means no more Funny Or Die videos, no more summits with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, no more squabbles with Nancy Grace, no more Las Vegas pool parties, no more bringing the paps to kids’ birthday parties and certainly no reality dating shows with the Octomom. For all intents and purposes, no mo’ JoGo. But at least he still has the love and affection of Hailey Glassman to rely on. Oh wait.