VIDEO: German Soccer Goalie Pees Behind Billboard During Game

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Ohhhh soccer, your low scoreyness never ceases to amaze me.

I’d make a standard joke about soccer being too low-scoring and lacking excitement and etc etc, but I’m not sure I need to — here’s a clip of a goalie jumping off the field and peeing behind a billboard in the middle of a game:

World Cup? More like, Toilet Bowl!!!!!*

*(Not actually the World Cup. Also this means nothing.)