Before partaking in my my weekly shave and a haircut from Vincent, I shall pass the time in this waiting room reading periodicals, as is customary.
Perhaps something about “The New Rules of Modern Business”? Ahh, the Gentleman’s Quarterly, what a fine…. OHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
[Masturbates eight times in mid barber shop. Wealthy woman in a chair with curlers goes “Well I never!”, goes to walk out in disgust but gets hit by a pie]
I say, barber, this is a rather randy piece of literature you’ve got here. I shall take it back to mine estate for further examination. Also masturbating. Fortnight!
Rihanna crotch grab after the jump: