Co-worker Audrey Leczinsky has forwarded me what will likely overtake tiny plush hamsters as
Richard Gere’s* America’s #1 Most Requested Christmas Accessory:
It’s Snookie: The Blanket that Shkeeves!
More like Jersey Snore, amirite? Because you would fall asleep wearing one. Also the face punch joke is a little coarse, but we’ll pretend it’s not there because we just blacked out from the bonus vodka.
(*Still current, right? Thanks.)