If you’re female and a tabloid cover regular, we have great news for you: it is now safe to hit the club, because womanizer John Mayer will not be hitting on you! Serial dater John is reportedly taking a break from the ladies?! “I’m not dating,” the singer said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. “I don’t know if you know this, but I have sort of a funny track record.”
That “funny track record” of course includes Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Minka Kelly. “For some reason, whoever I date has been famous for awhile,” he says. “I can’t sit here and be like, ‘Oh, please, let me live my life in private with this famous person who’s been around for 15 years.’ I have to figure out what are the things that I ask for and sign up for, in terms of cause and effect. The last thing you want is to see me bashing my head going, ‘I’m shocked that I’m being followed right now.'”
Come on, John, we all know you’re not shocked. You secretly play a little game with yourself where you win if there are more paparazzi waiting outside of the trendy restaurant you just exited with your lady of the moment than there were the last time. We know you love it. We saw you counting in your head when you left La Esquina with Jennifer Aniston a few months ago.
Despite the attention to his previous romances, John insists he wants 2010 to bring less scrutiny on his love life. “I have a good heart. I think I may have gotten lost a couple of times, but so does everybody. I’m just going to hunker down. 2010 is a peaceful year for me, no matter what I do.” We’ll see how long this will last. What famous lady do you think John will bed next? [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Getty Images]