You think you’re tired of hearing about Tiger Woods‘ ever-growing list of mistresses? According to People, Elin Nordegren has finally had enough of her philandering husband. “She’s made up her mind [about divorcing],” says their source. “There’s nothing to think about: he’s never going to change.” There’s plenty of circumstantial evidence to suggest a split. One, Nordegren was spotted without her wedding ring. Two, TMZ says she’s close to inking a deal with Nike rival (and Tiger sponsor) Puma. And most notably, Nordegren is reportedly taking the kids to Sweden for the holidays—without Tiger.
“He is very contrite, but he’s also disoriented,” a friend told the Daily News. “He still can’t believe this is happening.” So what does a guy do when his marriage and career are crumbling around him? Bro down with your college buds! “He’s been talking about going away with two or three of his friends, just the boys…they’ve been trying to figure out a place that would be safe,” says the chatty pal, who amusingly adds “their wives aren’t happy.” Like even the lowest bar skank wants to be Mistress No. 55 at this point.
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