Forget you, Star. Jessica Simpson will not let herself be known as Mistress No. Whatever-teen. The singer denies the gossip rag’s cover story that she traded phone numbers with an obviously up-for-it Tiger Woods near the end of her time with Tony Romo. “Can’t believe that I’m on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE!” she tweeted. “‘The Shocking Inside Story’ is (insert drumroll) A LIE!” But…but…how can you deny that incontrovertible evidence on the cover? His hand is on her back! “Touchy Feely”!
Simpson notably has not used her Twitter to douse the fire that is her smoking hot alleged affair with aging alterna-rocker Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins. OK! is ecstatic about the union, claiming Corgan “is very caught up in Jessica’s mystique” (who isn’t?) and that Simpson wants to bear his children (let’s hope the ghost of rival Kurt Cobain hears this—he could use the laugh). In Touch is more tentative, saying they’re “not exclusive” and quoting an irate Tila Tequila, who once dallied with Corgan herself. “I think Jessica Simpson is a waste of space. She can’t even put two and two together. She doesn’t show any female empowerment. She gets screwed over by her ex-boyfriends because she is all clingy. She should stop being so weak and stand up for yourself.” We’ll let you judge the degree of irony here.
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