- FIRST NON-FACT ON THE INTERNET: The Beyonce “real” Today Show audio floating around the internet today was in fact fake, marking the first time something on the internet that seemed wildly improbably has turned out to not be 100% real. Also, Urkel fell off a cliff today and landed on Screech and they both died, pass it on. (Dlisted)
- SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Fred Durst announced on Twitter, “Great news – I’m getting married to Esther in July!!!! It’s on!! Break out the bubbley!! [I'm the] the happiest man alive!!” Yep — he even sh*ttily scream-raps his marriage announcements. (People)
- FATALITY: Is this an ad for online shopping or did Mortal Kombat finally reach Germany? Both? (Videogum)
- MORE LIKE THIN-HAN: Lindsay Lohan is “shockingly skinny again – mere days after her traumatic break-up with Samantha Ronson.” She didn’t just appear thin in a couple photos, she’s definitely starving herself from the trauma and has lost tons of weight in one week. (Daily News)
- WHERE CAN I GET SOME TANG: Yo this cartoon bowling dog totally got the right idea bout tha ladies am I right broaaaaaaa! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!! GUYSSSS!!!! [Two hours of high-fives] (Holy Taco)





















