Avatar: That Movie About Blue People Who Have Hair Sex


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So that big movie about giant blue people with cat faces has already made almost as much money as that other movie by the same director about a giant boat that sinks with a bunch of beautiful people and things on board. That’s right: Avatar is a huge success, almost as huge as those unexplainable Stanford baby tees seen on Sigourney Weaver’s giant blue Avatar, which is clearly a mythical 7XL.

We saw Avatar a few days ago, and despite the furrowed expression left on our faces by the ungodly 3D glasses, we quite enjoyed it. For those of you out there (the infirm, the homeless) who haven’t seen it yet, this was definitely our favorite scene:

Fair enough, that’s not the exact scene, but basically it’s in the movie (and good news for Mel Gibson, they are equally as racist).

If, for whatever reason, you are hesitating joining the masses in sitting through this journey to a far off planet that kinda looks like our planet, only sh*t glow and floats and sh*t, perhaps this half-review/half-recap of the film by comedians Joe Mande and Noah Garfinkel is what you’re looking for. The goal was simple: To go home right after the movie ended and film themselves giving a recap of Avatar. The result, less so: Joe made his right away, while Noah decided to tape his recap 7 days later, while hungover, at 6 in the morning.

Strangely, it’s the hungover version that makes way, way more sense. Language NSFW:

We’d ask you to tell us whether or not you liked Avatar, but that’s a moot question because EVERYONE LOVES IT!!!

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