Wanna know the only way to improve upon a nerd’s orgasm? Other than throwing in another person to make it a kinky twosome, what about Big O’ing under one of these?
Yes, that’s right: IPhone Bedding is here.*
Sure, things might get a little awkward when your ass keeps wondering what day it is on the wrongly-spelled “Calender,” it’s still less embarrassing than your other option: Not having an iPhone duvet. It’s the perfect compliment to your Microsoft Zune poster!
*PS: No one will ever sleep with you if you buy this. Enjoy.
iDream of Genius via The Daily Mail