Back when Amanda Bynes was but a fresh-faced tween, we caught her old series “The Amanda Show” and thought she was destined for a future in comedy. We were impressed by how charming, cute, and genuinely funny she was. These days, Bynes has gone in a different direction. . .a more Vanessa Hudgens-y, Ashley Greene-y direction.
To be fair, Bynes hasn’t been caught in a nude photo scandal, but she has posed for Maxim in a series of revealing and rather gymnastic shots. Bynes explained in the magazine that, “Some people still see me as a kid, but I’m a 23-year-old woman now.” She added that her parents (like us…we’re old farts, we know) were a little worried what these adult photos said about her. “My parents were like, ‘Does this mean you’re gonna do sexy movies now?’ I said, ‘Well, if they’re done the right way, then maybe!’ I mean, I’m not gonna do porn, but if it’s a Leonardo DiCaprio movie or whatever…”
So, Leonardo, if you want to have fake sex with Amanda Bynes, the invitation has been sent, feel free to RSVP any time. As for us, we’re going to go watch Nick Jr. so we can get some of our innocence back.