Taylor Lautner Isn’t Giving Up On Taylor Swift

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Wow, Taylor Lautner really is seventeen. The Twilight star reportedly has a plan to win back former girlfriend Taylor Swift. “He plans to overwhelm Taylor with four dozen red roses, a diamond friendship ring and a romantic dinner date when they’re both in Los Angeles” to promote their upcoming film Valentine’s Day, says some squealer to the Enquirer. “Lautner isn’t accepting her rejection. The way he sees it, this is nothing more than a minor setback in an enduring love affair.” Seriously—dude’s seventeen.

While their reported problems—he’s a health food nut, she wants to “focus on career”—seem more than surmountable, there’s no way this plan is going to work if a) it’s already being reported in the Enquirer and b) not a figment of the tab’s imagination. Let’s just hope Lautner doesn’t bring those roses out on the red carpet. Remember when Lisa Simpson shot down Ralph Wiggum on TV?

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