Channing Tatum Gets Private About His Privates

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Channing Tatum graces the cover of this month’s Details magazine, and boy does he get into details. While filming the upcoming movie entitled The Eagle Of The Ninth, Tatum got an injury of the most delicate sort, right on his, um, Little Tatum. In a story sure to make men everywhere shudder, Tatum explained what happened to him on the fateful day he burned his penis alive while wearing a wetsuit:

“The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, Nah, I’m good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my d*ck.”

What’s worse, the author of the article describes the injury as looking like “a hot dog that’s been left too long on ┬áthe grill”, a visual that makes this whole tale even worse. Fortunately, Tatum’s hot dog has made a full recovery, much to the relief of wife Jenna Dewan‘s buns. [Photo: Getty Images]