Behold, The Confusing Overly-Technical Toilet Of The Future!

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In science’s ongoing effort to make the places we sh*t look more like Marvin from Hitchiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, feast your asses on the toilet of the tomorrow:

Toilet Of The Future

It’s an eco-friendly combination of sink, mirror, teeny tiny mug, and crapbox, which actually does make sense, but I’m not sure humanity is currently prepared to handle a potty of this extraordinary technical magnitude.

My first reaction upon seeing this was to make a three seashells Demolition Man joke, but Gizmodo already beat me to that.

Instead, I’ll go to the second thing I thought of, which was the SNL “Love Toilet” commercial: