David Beckham recently got the bad touch from Italian TV host Elena Di Cioccio in what’s easily the most inappropriate red carpet interview since Isaac Mizrahi fondled Scarlett Johansson‘s breast at the Golden Globes four years ago. But where the fashion designer was cluelessly caught up in the moment, Di Cioccio knew exactly what she was doing—pondering whether the soccer star’s package was as “Enorme” as Beckham’s Armani ads suggest, donning yellow gloves and practicing her lunge before hand. As clear in the clip above from her show Le Iene (translation: The Hyenas), Beckham was not pleased—and neither was Di Cioccio. “I touched it but it’s small,” she screamed as security ushered him away. “David you have conned us all. What did you use cotton wool? It’s all a trick!”
“David was not at all pleased with this stunt. He didn’t know what was going on and luckily the security team stepped in and stopped her having another go,” a representative told the Metro. As Dlisted notes, would anyone be laughing if a guy had groped Victoria Beckham‘s genitalia while she answered questions on the carpet? OK, yeah, some people would—but this is one trend that could easily end in a lawsuit. Anyone entranced by a celebrity’s physique would be better off just fondling themselves.
